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Frazeologie (Phrases, Idioms & Proverbs)

Basa tvrdi muziku. A prison makes music stronger.
Beru te za slovo. I am taking you by the word.
Bozi mlyny melou pomalu, ale jiste. God’s mills are more insured than functional.
Dejte mne pokoj! Give me an apartment!
Hodim si sprchu. I’ll throw myself a shower.
Jaka duchaplna myslenka! What a ghostful idea!
Je mazana jako liska She is lubricated like a fox.
Je mi to jedno. It’s one to me.
Je tam jak v pradelne. There is a yak in the laundry room.
Je to takovy divny pavouk. He is such a strange spider.
Jsem z toho cela pryc. I am all away of it.
Komu se neleni, tomu se zeleni. He who isn’t lazy has a green one.
Kouka jak tele na nova vrata. She is looking like a calf on a new gate.
Lhala ostosest. She has lied about one hundred and six.
Mam te plne zuby. I have my teeth full of you.
Mela nemistne poznamky. She had non-local comments.
Minul jsem se povolanim. I have passed myself with a profession.
Necitim se dnes ve sve kuzi. I am not smelling myself in my leather today.
Nechval dne pred vecerem! Don’t praise the day in front of the evening!
Neotravuj me! Don’t poison me!
Nevychazel z udivu. He didn’t stop coming out of his wonder.
Odpocivej v pokoji! Relax in the living room!
Padli si do oka. They have fallen into each other’s eyes.
Pro me - za me … For me - behind me …
Prestan mi plest hlavu! Stop knitting my head!
Prijde soudny den. The court day will come.
Pustila jsem ho k vode. I have released him to the water.
Remeslo ma zlate dno. A craft has a golden bottom.
Strasi ji ve vezi. She has a ghost in her tower.
Sel zpity pod obraz. He went drunk under the picture.
Tahala me za nos. She pulled me by the nose.
Tve oci zari! Your eyes September!
Tohle te prijde draho! This will arrive you expensively!
Venku je pocasi pod psa. There is weather under the dog outside.
Venku se certi zeni. There is an infernal gypsy wedding outside.
Videla ho dnes vecer. She sawed him tonight.
Vrhl na ni dlouhy pohled. He vomited a long postcard on her.
Vzal nohy na ramena. He took the legs on the shoulders.
Zije si na vysoke noze. He lives himself on a high leg.

hazet flintu do zita - to throw the rifle into the rye
hrat si na slepou babu - to play on a blind squaw
lezt na nervy - to climb upon the nerves
mit brouka v hlave - to have a beetle in one’s mind
mit po ptakach - to have after birds
mit z pekla stesti - to have a fortune from the hell
postavit vodu na caj - to set a water on a tea
skoda mluvit - damage to speak
vypalit nekomu rybnik - to burn out someone’s pond

Geograficke nazvy (Geographical Names)

Domazlice - Home-spoons
Banska Stiavnica - Mine Juice
Lednice - Fridge
Casta - Frequent-girl
Nove Straseci - New Ghost-town
Dunajska Streda - Danubian Wednesday
Pisek - Sand
Komarno - Mosquitos
Prcice - Asshole
Liptovsky Mikulas - Liptov Santa Claus
Pribor - Cutlery
Marianka - Ganja-ville
Trhove Sviny - Pigs-for-sale
Michalovce - Michael-sheep
Uhersky Brod - Hungarian Ford
Nalepkovo - Sticker Valley
Ustek - Misbark
Povazska Bystrica - After-scales Mountain-river
Valasske Klobouky - Walachian Hats
Partizanske - Guerillas / Bandit-ville
Zebrak - Beggar
Roznava - Grill-side
Zeleznice - Railway
Trencianska Tepla - Trenchiner Lesbian

Vlastni jmena (First Names)

Gejza - Gay-behind
Blanka - Membrane
Kazimir - Spoiler
Eliska - E-fox
Ladislav - Tuner
Jarmila - Spring-lover
Lukas - Archer
Jaroslava - Spring-celebrator
Mojmir - My-peace
Lesana - Forestie
Prokop - Spader
Ludmila - Man-lover
Radovan - Joyster
Svetlana - Lantern
Roman - Novel
Servac - Shit-more
Svatopluk - Holy-squad / Saint-regiment
Vitezslav - Winner-fan

Historicke osobnosti (Historical Personalities)

Krystof Harant z Polzic a Bezdruzic
Christopher the Bastard of Afterspoons and Withoutsatellites

Ustalena slovni spojeni (Collocations)

domaci potreby - domestic needs
dopravni zacpa - to-the-right stop-shittment
korunni svedek - one-crown-coin witness
matka predstavena - a mother introduced
metrovy textil - one meter long textile
nadzvukove letadlo - an over-sounded plane
nahradni reseni - an on-the-castle resolution
naslovovzaty odbornik - a for-a-word-taken expert
nezvratna skutecnost - an un-vomitable fact
ostrileny pravnik - an over-shooted lawyer
parek milencu - a sausage of lovers
podnapily prodavac - an under-drunken forgiver
rucni prace - handy jobs
studena fronta - a frigid queue
tazni ptaci - pulling birds
travici ustroji - a poisoning mechanism
uzkoprsa osetrovatelka - a narrow-breasted sister
vinny sklep - a guilty basement
vysoke postaveni - a high erection
vyberove rizeni - a selective driving

Instituce (Institutions)

Armada spasy - The Army with belts
Matica Slovenska - The Slovak Matrix

Jidla a vareni (Meals & Cooking)

cerstve rohliky - fresh mini-corners
pikantni ocka - spicy eyes
svarene vino - welded wine
svickova omacka - candle sauce
zeleninova - obloha vegetable sky

Naradi a nastroje (Tools and Devices)

dobijecka - an up-beater
hreben - a hair synchronizer
obouvak - a shoe on-putter
vodovaha - a water-weight
vrtacka - a wall-hole maker
vytah - an out-puller

Nazvy filmu (Film Titles)

Beauty and the Beast - Krasavice a hovado
Kill Bill - Zabit ucet
Lara Croft Tomb Raider - Lara zahumenkovy hrobovy lupic
Married with Children - Vdany s detmi

Cestovani (Travel)

Imigracni urednik dukladne zkoumal muj pas.
An immigration officer was thoroughly examining my suspender belt.

Hobby (Hobby & Pastime Activities)

V lete, kdyz byva poradne horko, chodi vsichni surfovat na pobrezi.
In flight, when it’s precise warmthness, everybody is browsing banks.

Jazyk techniky (Tek-Tongue)

kabelova televize - a handbag TV
stopove prvky - footprint elements
vysoke napeti - a tall tension
zemska pritazlivost - a ground attraction
zpetna vazba - a backward arrest

Tyhle nasledujici taky stoji za to

Odborna anglicka terminologie

Mohl byste laskave zavrit okno?
Would you mind pressing ALT+F4?

Pocitac oznamil chybu.
An after-reader has pronounced a mistake.

Stahni mi kalhotky!
Download my knickers!

Kovovymi vodici muze prochazet elektricky proud.
An electrical stream can walk through metallic drivers.

Memu mobilnimu telefonu prave dosla baterie.
A battery of my movable telephone has just arrived.

Venku padaji trakare.
There are mono-track agricultural vehicles falling outside.

Vodik se asimiloval v roztoku.
Hydrogen probably made love in the solution.

Zlocinec zjistil, ze vzduch je cisty.
The bad-maker found out that the air-conditioning was working perfectly.

Literatura (Literature)

Dlouhy, Siroky a Bystrozraky
Long, Extensive and Clever-eyesighted

Svanda Dudak
Fun Titan

Kralovna zije na zamku.
A kingess lives on a lock.

Medvidek Pu se sebral ze zeme a tezce vstal.
The Pu-bear harvested himself from the Earth and erected hard.

Janosik zatancil odzemek a zatocil valaskou.
The Chic John performed an off-ground dance and then screwed a Walachian girl.

Medicina (Medicine)

Kdyz budete dlouho sedet na hole zemi, muzete chytit vlka.
If you sit on the bare Earth for a long time, you may catch a wolf.

Moda a obleceni (Fashion and Dressing)

Koupil jsem si plazove slapky. I have bought a pair of beach whores.
Skocim si na burzu koupit dziny. I’ll jump on the stock exchange to buy jeans.

Slang (Slang)

Dala mu kopacky. She gave him a pair of mining-shoes.
Dali jsme si do nosu. We have got into our noses.
Je mi to platne jak hadovi nohy. It’s valid to me like legs to a snake.
Je to vsechno pro kocku! It’s all for a pussy-cat!
Kdo to zacvaka? Who will click it?
Kouka jak suva z nudli. He is looking like an owl from pasta.
Mam to na haku. I have it on the hook.
Nejspis hodim savli. I am going to throw a sword.
Podelal se. He did himself after.
Ty vole! You ox!
Visis mi dvacku! You’re hanging me a twenty!
Vlez mi na hrb! Climb up my back-mountain!

Ten bordel ve tvem pokoji je teda pekna vizitka!
That whorehouse in your room is a nice business card!

Sport (Sport)

mistri sveta v tancich na lede
the world champions in tanks on ice

Byl nasazen jako turnajova jednicka.
He was sown as a tournament unit.

Potvrdil tak predpoklady horkeho favorita.
This way he claimed the before-treasures of the warm favourite.

Zavodnik se dostal do cela zavodu.
A behind-waterman has reached the forehead of the manufactory.

Skola (School)

Dostala jsem kuli z telesne vychovy.
I have received a sphere from the bodily upbringing.

Pri zkousce budu nucen pouzit tahak.
I will be forced to use a puller during the trial.

Zdvorila konverzace (Polite Conversation)

Vazeni hoste, vitejte v nasi zemi.
Weighted visitors, welcome to our landscape.

Citte se tu jako doma.
Smell yourselves here like at home.

Bude mi potesenim Vas zastoupit.
It will be a pleasure to tread on you.

Doprovodim Vas k vychodu.
I will accompany you to the East.

Po uvazeni zaujmeme stanovisko.
After scaling we will capture a place for a tent.

Prosim Vas, kolik mate hodin?
Hey, how many watches have you got?

Vystrihejte se techto problemu.
Try to cut out of these problems.

Zdravim z prace. Ano, i Americane travi >50% sveho pracovniho casu na internetu Tohle me fakt dostalo:

* half-blame = polovina
* overgossip = preklep
* simplegreeknes = prostorekost
* behind-without-baking = zabezpeceni
* meeter = potkan
* spasmer = krecek
* neo-raked = neohrabany
* aftersteak = porizek
* undergater = podvratak
* ghostess = duchna

Aneb další letní hit! Z důvodu pracovního vytížení se mi stále nedaří napsat souvislý článek o mé nové práci. Ale lidé, co byli na mém místě už vědí..

Finger Eleven je povedená partička z Kanady. Její čtvrté album Them vs. You vs. Me vyšlo letos v březnu a obsahuje zatím nejlepší kousek tohoto ansámblu. Paralyzer se rychle naposlouchá a těžko se dostává z playlistu

Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (původní text)

Vánoce jsou všude okolo!

Kolej Jarov 1.D, pokoj D51, 30.12.2006

Dneska jsem odvezl auto na inspekci. Kromě pojištění a registrace je inspekce tou poslední věcí, kterou budu pro Toyotu v létě potřebovat. A právě po cestě do Gables Auto Repair jsem v rádiu zaslechl tenhle song. Od té chvíle vím, co bude hitem tohohle léta. Skvělý melodický moderní rock, chytlavý refrén a text, který má hlavu a patu (velká výjimka v tvorbě rockových skupin). Señoras y señores, první hit léta je na světě!

Blue October - Hate Me (původní text)

Bye. Bye!

They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again?
And will you never say that you loved me just to put it in my face?
And will you never try to reach me? It is I that wanted space

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

I’m sober now for 3 whole months it’s one accomplishment that you helped me with
The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won’t touch again
In my sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night
While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate
You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
So I’ll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave
Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I had made
And like a baby boy I never was a man
Until I saw your blue eyes cry and I held your face in my hand
And then I fell down yelling “Make it go away!”
Just make a smile come back and shine just like it used to be
And then she whispered “How can you do this to me?”

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you
For you
For you
For you

500 feet. Hmm, what the heck? It always takes me one or two weeks to get used to American system. Miles and feet. That's how it works on the US highways. The speed limit on higways is only 55. Mph.

So I became a member of Gold's Gym last week. Another surprise. The first day I went to do my favourite. A bench-press. Loaded the bar with weights, tried to lift it. It went up and I barely touched it! Suddenly I felt like a goddamn Arnie! However, soon I realized what's going on. They got weights in pounds! 2,2 pounds equals one kilogram

Not mentioning that it is 88 degrees outside right now. What a wonderful world!

As you probably now, I am now on my summer holiday/work trip in United States. Are you still wondering whats the best way to get your butt over the Ocean? Air France, dude!

This 7-seat jumbo jet carrier can travel with an amazing speed of 0,15 mach! And you don't even need a pilot license.

A je to tu zase! Americké dobrodružství začíná. Letos to vypadá na krásné 4,5 měsíce strávené prací v Coatesville, PA. Plány jsou veliké, dokonce je možnost, že s Dejanem objedem autem celé Spojené státy. To by byla jízda

Vyjíždíme z Pardubic ve 4 ráno. Po celodenním balení a hodině spánku mi řízení překvapivě nečiní žádné problémy. Cestovní horečka mě vždycky nabudí na 100% a navíc je mi jasné, že když se někde vysekáme, tak Air France na mě určitě čekat nebude V Praze se loučím s našima, se psem, odbavuju zavazadla (25 a 18 kg!); a oblečen do kvádra a bílé košile kráčím mezi turisty do letadla.

Přestup v Paříži stojí za to. Všude je mrtě lidí (je pátek a navíc to French Open). U bezpečnostní prohlídky vzniká asi hodinová fronta. Inu, aspoň se seznámim s černochem, který letí do New Yorku a konečně si konverzací s ním opakuju angličtinu. Potkáváme se pak ještě asi třikrát; naposled v obchodu s kosmetikou. Musel jsem si za 16.50€ koupit deodorant (nejlevnější co v duty-free shopu měli), jelikož ten můj z domu mi v Praze při odbavení zabavili. Zasraný bezpečnostní předpisy!

Po osmi hodinách letu nás v Philadelphii čekají velký fronty u immigration officera. To máte tak, když současně přiletí dvě letadla z Evropy, tak se pak nějakých 500 lidí najednou snaží procpat skrz těch 10 přepážek s vízovými úředníky. Ten černoch, v jehož frontě jsem čekal, byl snad ten nejpomalejší, kterýho měli v zásobě. Naštěstí po hodině čekání se dostávám k přepážce i já. Předávám mu pas, víza a nechávám si skenovat otisky prstů.

Teď už zbývá jen vyzvednout kufry a projít customs office (rozuměj celníkama). S mými cca 6 litry alkoholu schovanými v zavazadlech to bude docela sranda. Limit na chlast je asi 1 litr, jenže co jiného byste chtěli vozit jako dárky z Čech. Pomalu posunující frontou se dostávám k customs officerovi. Vypadá jak Arnold, černé brýle, uniforma a na její klopě stříbrná hvězda. No nazdar. Když se dostávám na řadu, měří si mě přísným pohledem. Sjede mě od hlavy až k patě, a zřejmě pod dojmem mého zánovního saka a čerstvě vyprané košile praví:

"You're fine. Welcome to United States."

Kámen mi padá ze srdce. I letos jsem utekl osobní prohlídce. Už stačí jen projít dvoje skleněné dveře a už zdálky vidím v Arrivals čekajícího Steva … Léto začíná